| ← | Ugly Kid Joe | → |
| Ref.: G Cadd9 G D |
| Str.: G Cadd9 D |
| Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am? |
| Mr. Recordman, do you really think I can? |
| I've takin' a likin' to your game |
| I think we all, we feel the same |
| Is this a dream or is it real |
| You say you want to cut a deal? |
Ref
| Don't need much time to think about |
| I'm sure that you have got the clout |
| I only hope that you're my friend |
| And stand by me until the end |
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| Sell a lotta records 'n' tour 'round the world, |
| Make a lotta money 'n' meet lotsa' girls |
| Mr. Recordman, do you really think I can? |
| It sounds like music to my ears |
| I've dreamed of this for many years |
| Sell a lotta records 'n' tour 'round the world, |
| Make a lotta money 'n' meet lotsa' girls |
| Have a lot of fun and hang with my bro's |
| 'Cause these boys and this band is all that I know |
| If not for the money and not for the show |
| Are you here for me or here for the dough? |
| Mr. Recordman, do you really give a damn? |