Things you don't say to your wife

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Another turning point, a f	ork stuck in the r	oad

Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go

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So make the b	est of this t	est, and don't ask w	hy

It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

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If your a man who w	ants to live a l	ong and happy l	ife

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These are the things you d	on't say to your w	ife

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Hey honey have you gained some w	eight in your rear e	nd?

The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend

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And where did you g	et those shoes? I th	ink they're pretty l	ame

Would you stop talking 'cause im trying to watch the game

If your a man who wants to live a long and happy life,

These are the things you don't say to your wife.

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I planed a hunting trip next w	eek on your birthd	ay

I didn't ask you but i knew it'd be okay

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Go make some d	inner while I w	atch this fishing s	how

I taped it over our old wedding video

If your a man who done that a long and happy life

these are the things you don't say to your wife

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Your cooking is okay but n	ot like mother m	akes

The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake

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Your eyes look p	uffy dear a	re you feeling i	ll

Happy anniversary i got you a treadmill

If you're a man that wants to live a long and happy life

these are the things you don't say to your wife

If your a man that doesn't want to get killed with a knife

these are the things you don't say to your wife