Your Only Friends Are Make Believe

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Knock, knock Mr. R	ogers,	it's Mr. McFee	lie,	I've brought you a l	etter	- speedy delive	ry

Well Mr. McFeelie, if there’s postage due, You can go fuck yourself like captain Kangaroo

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	I can go to l	and of make beli	eve and I can pret	end

A		H	E	H
	But in the e	nd I still have no fr	iends

A		E
	Do, do, do...

Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater, Mr. McFeelie, shut up and give me my letter

I don't want to talk to you, don't you understand? Why are you inside my house, you're just my fuckin' mailman?

Ref. (2x)

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You are my best friend t	oo, I share the same v	iews and hardly ever argue

	A	E	D	H
Eat Spam from the c	an, watch late night C-Sp	an, and rock out to o	ld school Duran Dur	an

Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too, I share the same views and hardly ever argue

Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span, and rock out to old school Duran Duran